Saturday, June 4, 2011

Top 10 Worst Band Names Ever (Part 1)

Or Best. Depending on your point of view and/or how much your taste in music sucks. I've eliminated deathcore/metalcore because it is irrelevant, and goregrind because it's meant to be like that. These, however, are just plain dumb:



Luckily their music is fucking awesome.



From a country whose major export is transsexual pornstars (Brazil) , it shouldn't be surprising that this band's name has to do with dicks.



It's really clever how they spelled "death" but without the "a".



This is one of those things where you expect something to happen and.



This is how my local telecommunication company advertises during October.



Redundancy of Redundantness. These guys were actually pretty badass, but whenever I say their name it ends up sounding like Whore of Whores. It's just bad. Luckily their music makes up for it.



1) No one knows what Baxaxaxa means. 2) It sounds retarded. And your music is bad. Go disband.



"Edguy was founded in 1992 by 14-year-old students Yada, Yada and Yada. The name "Edguy" was an affectionate epithet for Mr. Edgar Siedschlag, their maths teacher at the time."



No one has ever said your band name out loud. Ever.



Band like Twisted Sister make it clear that they are transvestites who desperately want to have sexual intercourse with men. Cinderella also does that, but it involves a perfectly innocent children's fairy tale. And it's kind of creepy. Cinderella, you take the cake for now.

And so The Malevolent Jester hath decreed.

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